animalrates:

animal rates?

cursedkennedy:

bootsi:

these are all fucking clean

in all seriousness where can i get the casio one like im not kidding

egobirth:

lil-nefertitties:

egobirth:

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

Italian*👼

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

permanentlyshook:

rate-my-reptile:

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

dkc2:

i would call the police then papa john himself

kidxforever:

codeinequeeeen:

IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Getting home safely

battybatty:

dronemetal:

hey bro

This??? Is an ass hole

pauljpeg:

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

chulaspice:

me

tumblagay:

haphazardhappenstance:

possessedcreampuff:

sizvideos:

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

Update:

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

mafiabosspaulheyman:

imabrickshithouse:

ssjkiyoshi:

celestialgod:

dinosaurdamage:

@kingduck303

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother.  They were furiously signing back and forth.  Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing.  My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Use your inside hands!”

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

mrsnr:

This is so me omfg